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@donorgasm

[it's an anagram of my name] ...... Hobbies: words (Scrabble™) and swearies (Prof Rex™); aspiring chortlemonger/would-be headline writer, looking for friends

Tea nailing history. From "The Ghost Map" by Steven Johnson. @goodpropertea

donorgasm's tweet image. Tea nailing history. From "The Ghost Map" by Steven Johnson. @goodpropertea

Thrilled with my 4 fab wines from @TheGrapeClub looking for'rd to next time already! Tks @JamesRamsden_ for hook-up

donorgasm's tweet image. Thrilled with my 4 fab wines from @TheGrapeClub looking for'rd to next time already! Tks @JamesRamsden_  for hook-up

So ruddy thrilled with this gorgeous delivery from @goodpropertea – beautiful new packaging. Yum yum x

donorgasm's tweet image. So ruddy thrilled with this gorgeous delivery from @goodpropertea – beautiful new packaging. Yum yum x

@JamesRamsden_ @rhodri @indiaknight That's incredible. Great to see #Cthulhu pronunciation debate finally put to bed.


Check out which celebs have been #Inspiredbymillie on @AnthonyNolan's Christmas calendar bit.ly/1pr4PCr


Today is going to be a wonderful day where I hope to combine two of my favourite things - @goodpropertea and @futureislands #BSTHydePark


As the bishop said to the bishop...

donorgasm's tweet image. As the bishop said to the bishop...

Looking forward to seeing a streetcar named "Desire" with @retalsderf at @youngvictheatre. Not really sure what it is but sounds fun.


Rooney delight at learning new word: bbc.co.uk/sport/0/footba…


Some crazy UFO...

donorgasm's tweet image. Some crazy UFO...

A lot of juvenile laughs about all the "semi" and "powerful weapon" comments going on in the BBC #Wimbledon13 coverage.


@thomasahannan What have you got against masking tape?


Nothing like packing to remind you how useful #maskingtape is.

donorgasm's tweet image. Nothing like packing to remind you how useful #maskingtape is.

My tummy is GROWLING! “@jteramsden: My recipe for oloroso-braised pig cheeks on Great British chefs: greatbritishchefs.com/community/olor…


Yous callin' thus reeeen? Thus usnae reeeen! C'mon Andy! #aegonchampionship


On an escalator behind a woman clenching her buttocks in time to music, not in a good way...


Happy little bunny as I return to the library with a bellyful of @mikeandollie - finest lamb flatbread in Christendom, thanks boiz


@thomasahannan No no no, that one is absolutely fine...


@thomasahannan I think I saw her chewing the covers off Empire, Stevens and -atonia... A sad day for your record collection.


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