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Don VanOss

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Please teach young pitchers how to throw a change up.


What did Margret see in Frank?


I’m afraid to look at my Metamucil wafers after seeing what’s in the Girl Scout cookies.


NFL Refs. Calm the hell down.


They have pants with fake mud stains, (like they might have worked that day), on sale. I see they now have fake shirts with fake paint stains on them.


That had to be fun.

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The day Knight and I learned of the outtake video is one I could literally write a book about…

What if Bobby Knight filmed a golf tutorial about how to play out of sand traps and we got to see the outtakes? It’s pretty much exactly what you’d expect. Which means you should watch this.



I think I saw three out of the espn top ten plays coming from little leaguers tonight.


Do we have gender neutral tee boxes yet?


I want David Attenborough to give my eulogy.


Should Chick-Fil-A be allowed to advertise on Saturdays??


The older I get it seems I get closer to catching the Fuck You disease.


I just realized I get many of my life coaching skills from Family Guy.


No offense but should I invest in hanger companies?


I just symbolically purchased an elephant on Amazon prime. Paid a little extra for next day delivery.


You are never going to stop bad people from doing bad shit to good people. All you can do is raise your awareness and try to stop it before it happens.


You Must call them, “CHEF”, or they apparently get angry.


I’m guessing this is P Ditty’s last dance.


Are we now supposed to be more sensitive to people who are losing their hair? Sorry for your “disease”, says every bald person.


Again I had to pass on backup dancer for JLO. Busy time of the year.


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