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I'm trying to make you proud. Do everything you did- I hope you're up there with God saying "That's my kid!"


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When instagram, whatsapp and facebook are down so you come to twitter like

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Hi @MassRMV, I recently lost my driving license and I’ve applied for a replacement on the RMV website - I unfortunately did not get any confirmation email or a tracking number. Not even the payment receipt. Can you please help me track it? Or give me an ETA?


Robinhood: zero trading fees, go nuts Small investors: ... Robinhood: woah not like that..


"When something is free, you are the product!" - Mike Winnet


I have recently been using Twitter exclusively as a complaint box for tiny inconveniences caused by big MNCs in my perfectly fine life. Smh


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Prem ki naiya My career 🤝 Ram ke bharose


EL MAO

This is what they call in the developed world, a dick move.



In a bold move, I created an insta account for my Mum. Friends who follow me, brace yourselves. 😂


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We really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really want to know why you keep asking the Google Assistant to marry you 🤔


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When my friend took me to watch @uncutgems

BEHENCHOD YE KYA DIKHA DIYA



SOMEONE BROKE DWIGHT’S GLASSES!! That son of a bitch

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That son of a bitch

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My sad ass thought it's sabudana khichdi

BEHENCHOD YE KYA DIKHA DIYA



“Betu baareek ho, porgi nai milnar tula” - maajhi maay.

Every other person is gonna comment on your weight. I promise. Either a snarky “Barik Zalay” or “USA shobhtay tula”



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