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Dora

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The kind you bring home to mama.

real life scenario: jesus raptured his jews, ur left apocolypsing w just enough time to either eat or have sex before damnation. which pet do u choose? #nowronganswers


always grateful for my bad decisions not being so much worse! #godsplan


how weird is it that I bled when I peed? what std is that? #askingforafriend


if we have sex in a forest and you cum but I don't then did it even happen? #quantomtheory


either I sneezed on myself or my boob is leaking? either way #noshirtnoproblem


can rape exist in your imagination if you're willing to imagine it? #sexdrought


when you're alone in bed trying to fall asleep horny af and every sound sounds like people having sex


in celebration of today's Supreme Court ruling on gay rights I'm only masturbating to gay porn 🌈🎈


if girls came unpasteurized milk I'd never leave their vaginas


everything is lucky when you don't care either way


why are there not more meat flavored drinks?


the hardest thing I have to do in a day is walk in a straight line #whitegirlproblems


all of my tinder "moments" are just empty glasses of alcohol


I just sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green


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