SoftClothesDotLife
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Your source for the latest in post-work clothing technology, midwestern culture, and recognizing that sometimes going outside and talking to people is hard.
The @dot_soft Executives STRONGLY endorse this product from our friends at @HarebrainedInc. Not an #ad. We just really like casseroles: softclothes.life/?p=73
I woke up and made this. What's wrong with me? Anyways, WHERE MY CASSEROLE FANS AT?! harebraineddesign.com/products/how-i…
Turns out we don’t need to purchase more #SoftClothes at the moment so much as we needed to do some laundry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Good thing we’re always wearing #SoftClothes nowadays!
I woke up and made this. What's wrong with me? Anyways, WHERE MY CASSEROLE FANS AT?! harebraineddesign.com/products/how-i…
Rather than allow a sloppy quesadilla to sully a fresh! new! sweatshirt! in a very On Brand move, one of our @dot_soft Executives had the innovative idea to use an extra tortilla as a bib. #QuarantineCuisine
These really are unprecedented times.
I woke up and made this. What's wrong with me? Anyways, WHERE MY CASSEROLE FANS AT?! harebraineddesign.com/products/how-i…
Would love to see some stats on the increase of #SoftClothes purchases from retailers as many are now working from home. [Said while wearing soft clothes and purchasing MORE soft clothes]
Absolutely distasteful and we will not stand for this. Which reminds me...have to get back to the couch and crawl under a blanket now.
I woke up and made this. What's wrong with me? Anyways, WHERE MY CASSEROLE FANS AT?! harebraineddesign.com/products/how-i…
We recommend everyone have anywhere from 2 to 22 pairs of #SoftPants ready to go so that when you get home from work and find the pile of puke your pet left on the pair laying on your bed you need not waste a moment cleaning them. Toss ‘em in the laundry basket and move on.
#SoftClothes life
I woke up and made this. What's wrong with me? Anyways, WHERE MY CASSEROLE FANS AT?! harebraineddesign.com/products/how-i…
A real #SoftClothes hump day dessert move is to crush leftover @Delta Biscoff cookies over some vanilla @Hudsonville_IC ice cream.
Here’s our latest post: We Ain’t Dead, We’re Just Tired. softclothes.life/?p=93 (And no, we still haven’t set up our SEO so our links might always look like this. We shan’t be bothered at this time or maybe ever to do anything about it.)
The @dot_soft Executive Directors *STRONGLY* endorse this product. We find the cookies pair perfectly with that ratty T-shirt from high school you still have that’s soft as a baby lamb and drawstring pants that ever so delicately come into contact with your flesh.
🚨🚨🚨 Breaking (cookie) news! After many years of baking to de-stress after big news days, I've started a cookie company: The Cookie Press. cookiepress.net
A signature @dot_soft conundrum.
🚨🚨🚨 Breaking (cookie) news! After many years of baking to de-stress after big news days, I've started a cookie company: The Cookie Press. cookiepress.net
The @dot_soft Executive Team is flying back to DTW today on separate flights originating from separate cities. But one thing is the same - flying in jeans with zippers and button fly closures is pure torture. #SoftClothes
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