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DougMcP

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Obsessive modernist, talentless centre half. Soul, schmutter, Chelsea FC and ///

Never been close to a Fernandez fan but he was immense tonight


Ultimate Saturday … can’t remember the last time!!!

dougmcp's tweet image. Ultimate Saturday … can’t remember the last time!!!
dougmcp's tweet image. Ultimate Saturday … can’t remember the last time!!!
dougmcp's tweet image. Ultimate Saturday … can’t remember the last time!!!

Huge thank you to @flymepegasus for totally ruining the one thing my son and I have had planned for months. Stood at the gate at @4N_McrAirport they cancelled our flight. Book @TurkishAirlines people


Yup, absolutely crying our hearts out

YOU CAN HEAR THEM CRYING AT THE BRIDGE!



Oh fuck off. We win in spite of him, not because of him. Absolute fraud with the embarrassment of riches at his disposal.

The tactical details that went into this game from Maresca is mind-blowing. I don't understand how people watch Chelsea and doubt this man. It does my head. We are lucky to have him.

Blue_Footy's tweet image. The tactical details that went into this game from Maresca is mind-blowing. 

I don't understand how people watch Chelsea and doubt this man. It does my head.

We are lucky to have him.


Newcastle or Arsenal? Disarano and a tray of M&S sandwiches … #authentic

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Apparently Estevao’s not ready 🤔


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A petition asking Chelsea FC to abandon the policy of playing music after Chelsea score goals If you’re against the Club’s idea, please let those in charge know by signing this petition. chng.it/hXs9rgYWTP


Stop Music Being Played After #Chelsea Score At Stamford Bridge - please sign this to stop ⁦@ChelseaFC⁩’s latest nonsense move to Americanise our club … takes seconds. ⁦@Change⁩ ⁦@onlyapoundchange.org/p/stop-music-b…


I scoffed heavily at the idea of a singing section but fuck me, so much better than navigating clueless tourists and their mega store bags. Well done to Rich and the #wearetheshed boys


If these hedge fund fuck nuggets want to chuck some more cash about could I suggest they do it in the direction of the Croydon manager? He appears to be terribly good. Without spending £1.4bn.


Then flipping REST HIM as he’s currently a waste of a shirt. Not hard is it?

People should give Enzo Fernandez a break. He has been playing non-stop since last season and covering more ground than any Chelsea player in almost every game. What do you expect to happen this season? He's not a robot.

Blue_Footy's tweet image. People should give Enzo Fernandez a break. He has been playing non-stop since last season and covering more ground than any Chelsea player in almost every game.

What do you expect to happen this season? He's not a robot.


There’s a lot of talk about the manager not getting the targets he wanted in the window. However, it’s him - and only him - that keeps picking the shit and getting shitter/woefully out of form Fernandez every game. Case rests.


I’d start Alexander Armstrong ahead of Gittens.

Would you have Alejandro Garnacho start ahead of Jamie Gittens?

ChelsTransfer's tweet image. Would you have Alejandro Garnacho start ahead of Jamie Gittens?


More stultifyingly dull keep ball bollocks #BRECHE


The only regret is resigning the one dimensional show pony.

Will Chelsea regret selling Joao Felix? 👀

CFC_dennoh's tweet image. Will Chelsea regret selling Joao Felix? 👀


What an absolute gentleman. You go with all our love 💙#benchillwellwontheeuropeancup

Chilly says goodbye. 💙 #CFC



The minimum a professional footballer should be able to do is make a decision and pick a pass. Yes Enzo Fernandez, I’m talking about you.


Cuida de nuestro chico @SevillaFC_ENG, es una leyenda #welljustcallyoudave

Hello @ChelseaFC fans 👋



Just to say Buonanotte will do more for Chelsea than Garnacho. (To be fair, I’ll do more for. Chelsea than Garnacho but you get the point)


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