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Vitamin D

@drazen_andre

Who is teaching people how to pray nowadays haki #kasarani azimio la umoja 😅😅


Hakuna kitu hutuliza mwanaume kama uzi wa boxer ushikane na mavuzi wakati anafunga zip ya trouser..... Yaani unapata jamaa anaconcentrate ni kama anatenganisha wire za grenade 😂😂😂


A man who cannot insert a thread into the eye of a needle during the day speaks a lot about him. Ladies please don't say I didn't warn you 😃😃😃😃


I had a bad dream last night that I was sitting under a coconut tree when a bird landed on my head and started building a nest. I almost jumped out of my skin when I woke up.


Je unajua vitu vingi vitamu huanza na herufi "K." Hebu fikiria keki, kuku, kishete.......... Endeleeni 😁😁


Nani anajua mahali naweza pata spareparts original za helicopter?


I don't know what's wrong with me nowadays, everytime a lady calls me darling I just feel like sending her airtime.


Why is that when a man calls a lady and she says "I'm busy right now " men understand, but when a lady calls a man and he says "I'm busy right now " it becomes a 3rd world war?


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Good morning twitter !!! Am following people who are awake naw!!! First 100 comments and 70 #retweet😜🔔✈️✈️✈️✈️


Ever since I joined twitter I have never seen a post complaining about the price of condom...are you guys not using them? 😊😊


Yani tunateseka hivi juu China hawakuimba ule mchezo wa nyama nyama nyama....ya bat...😁😄😄😄


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Morning gain you have less than 53k followers.?? Drop your Twitter Username so we can all follow you 🙏😎😉🍆💦🔥


Vitamin D reposted

💄 Let's gain gain💄 Drop your Twitter account usernames let them follow you now😘. Turn on my notification 🔔


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