dril_swift's profile picture. it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that access control warriors are at it again

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it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that access control warriors are at it again

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@nonobjc let NO = false


many've sought the open source Combine and have asked me where the open source combine is. i am too amused simply by their ignorance to even answer .


say what you will about my mediocre C interop... at the end of the day, It's got people talkin about using clang as a library!!!!


"Member 'success' in 'Result<Success, Failure>' produces result of type 'Result<Success, Failure>', but context expects 'Result<Success, Failure>'" When i say this , Thats when uou know that the Shit has gone off the rails


leave your TOO COMPLEX EXPRESSIONS at the door, or i will SHIT myself !!!!


everytime xcode updates youll find my dumb ass claiming that code completion seems "smoother" now. you will beg me to use the new LSP implementation


guy walking around flaunting his storyboards around. claiming that nothings better than storyboards. i show him my declarative ui code and he flips the fuck out


you can tell how much of a dipshit a language is just by looking at the function name it uses while pretending a type is callable


structs are value types, UnsafeMutablePointer is a struct, and value types are a form of UnsafeMutablePointer


25% exp penalty for asking to elide commas from expressions but not parameter lists


i love c-style shit that isnt "For" loops


i will never use the word "Double" to describe a cgfloat


code formatting.. (lights cigarette, takes a big smoke of it) ..i s a Zero Sum fallacy. a jesters game


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just found out about Object Safety... why didnt any one tell me about this shit


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i regret to inform you, that by resorting to Swift language, you have forfeit this debate. Farewell


pleased to eannounce that all my posts will now be about dynamic language interop, which i have recently been fooled into supporting


withholding this year's WWDC tithe until they address the issue of people on the mic calling me "Objective-C without the C"


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if you dont down load the latest versions of all your programs youre fucking stupid


they will kick my ass for saying it. they will take my career and my livelihood away from me. but `var text: [String]` , is better than, `@property (nonatomic, copy) NSArray<NSString *> * _Nonnull text;`


feel as though i could release async/await in Swift 6 , given an unlimited amount of time and resources


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