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I’m actually a piano tuner. I just tweet here to have fun and be silly. You thought I was a professional comic, didn’t you?
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Where the hell is Mace Windu?! Me & @SamuelLJackson want to know. @BryceDHoward, help us out! Put him in the game!
How is it unexpected if they have a pre-made message to display when it does happen?
If the doggy poop pickup bags were made as thin as Walmart grocery bags, we’d all be in deep shit.
Anyone else notice how Blue (from Blues Clues) and Cousin It sound a lot alike? You’ve never seen them together. Think about it.
Does @KyleBrandt have to take a nap after the #AngryRuns segment? @gmfb
If global warming is melting glaciers and the oceans are rising, then why do I have to have a water saving toilet that can't flush down my morning business?
What the hell #Alexa??? I need clamps for a project in my shop! I do not need what you are suggesting! @alexa99 🤣😂🤣😆
Remember when the vaccine first came out and everyone was trying to get on waiting lists and driving several miles to get a shot? Then someone said “Mandate” and suddenly everyone is screaming “YOU’RE NOT FORCING ME TO GET THAT SHOT!” #COVID19
I wish our elected officials could actually get some meaningful work done instead of standing around all day maskdebating.
When one door closes and another door opens, some people call that opportunity, but it's more likely that you're in prison.
I think the police should investigate this: Mary Tyler Moore show. Cast all dead, except Betty White. Golden Girls. Cast dead except Betty White. The Betty White Show: Short lived series with John Hillerman (dead) and Georgia Engel (dead) Is the cast of Hot In Cleveland worried?
Super 8 desk clerk in New Orleans: "Oh shit, we just got a reservation for Jim Cantore."
This is how to argue politics on social media today: “If Roosevelt and Kennedy were such great liberal Democrat presidents, then how come we didn’t get the iPhone 12 until Trump was president?”
The person that said “The only dumb question is the one that doesn’t get asked” clearly never worked in a hardware store.
I don’t want to get the vaccine because I’m afraid it will turn me into a republican. #ConspiracyTheories
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