drunkdevontower's profile picture. Go home Chesapeake, you're short.

Drunk Devon Tower

@drunkdevontower

Go home Chesapeake, you're short.

Where'd that fuckin' boat show go?


I'm the Charles Bukowski of sky scrapers.


Don't worry. Getting laid off just means more time to drink beer.


Fuck you, clouds. Can't see a damn thing. I had shit to do today.

drunkdevontower's tweet image. Fuck you, clouds. Can't see a damn thing. I had shit to do today.

Is it 5:00 yet? Who cares. I'm the tallest fuckin' building in the world. Let's party.


You dudes look real dumb with your ice skating down there. What do you think this is, Canada? Hell no. This is America. We're fuckin free.


Ya'll got one of them 13th floors? I hear that shit is spooky.


Just up here, fuckin' the sky.


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