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Drunk Problems

@drunkproblems99

I love making people who already hate me hate me even more


I drink orange juice with my vodka so I can have my vitamins and get drunk at the same time #drunkprobs


Taking care of drunk friends can be a bonding experience. #drunkprobs


Sometimes you just have to say fuck it, and get drunk


If you don't drink- how will your friends know you love them at 2am?


Is it time for a drink?


Money can't buy happiness? False, go to a liquor store


If my drinking bothers you: 1. I'm sorry 2. It won't happen again 3. 1 & 2 are lies 4. *takes shots


When you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you've been doing since you were 15.


Drunk me likes to make awkward situations for sober me.


I love making people who already hate me hate me even more.


I drink orange juice with my vodka so I can have my vitamins and get drunk at the same time.


This vodka tastes a lot like I'll be texting you later.


I'll be friends with you when I'm drunk, but when I'm sober, fuck off.


In alcohol's defense, I've done some pretty stupid shit sober as well. #drunkprobs


We all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other #drunkprobs


I don't think I have a drinking problem. I think drinking has a problem with me. #drunkprobs


A hangover is just a painful reminder that you had fun last night #hangover


Remember dirty dancing last night? ...Yeah me either. #drunkprobs


You call it "blacking out". I call it a "booze nap".


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