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I'll cover this in more detail in my podcast on Wednesday, but honestly, the person on X who is getting the closest to the greater, cosmic truth about what's really happening on planet Earth right now is Ashton Forbes. @JustXAshton It has everything to do with exotic,…
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Give ‘em hell!
Everybody who quote tweets this gets followed back. I want everyone to know.
I REFUSE TO RESPECT YOU IF YOU DON'T FEEL PROUD TO BE AMERICAN AFTER THAT MEETING BETWEEN TRUMP AND ZELENSKYY
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Y’all need to ease up on Pocahontas for her treatment of @RFKJr_Official today. You’d be irritable as hell too if you had a nasty cavity like @SenWarren has. Get that lady to a dentist posthaste! MAHA
Thank you President Trump for my Presidential Pardon. It means a lot to me and the other political prisoners of the Biden regime. It's a big win for you and America.
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