McDonald’s be mixing their sprite with jumper cables
Lol I drank every weekend this month like it was st pats day so I guess now i have to step it up and just die from alcohol poisoning ... cheers!🍀
i really want to meet myself and see what i'm actually like from someone else's point of view
Me: ew a bug Bug: ew a disgusting pathetic excuse for a human being Me:
*taking orders at drive thru* Me: “hot or iced” Customer : “yea” Me: “hot or iced” Customer: “yea” Me: “would you like your beverage a hot temperature or cool temperature” Customer: “oh, grande”
bro I will straight up cry in public, please do not fuck with me
each time he smacked her, he made sure he fixed her glasses, her hair and made sure the contents in her purse weren't spread all over the floor...making sure she kept up (normal) appearances...preparing to prop her up back in public light abuse in its finest form #danryvasquez
If you got a girlfriend, always assume she’s too hot for you. Cause she is. I don’t know who I’m talking to but if you’re reading this, she is too hot for you. Embrace that
a sauga man offers you a free photoshoot now all of a sudden you're on top of square one naked and only wearing presto cards as pasties wyd sis
My life feels like a constant reoccurrence of when Kevin spills his Chilli 😔
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