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do you guys ever feel like somethings are just slightly off. like as if someone was playing with the fabric of your universe when they weren't supposed to and then shoved it all back in place before they got caught so it's almost right but some pieces are in the wrong place?


the yasification of ayurvedic medicine has gone too far. If I see one more TikTok by some white gym bro about how Ashwagandha makes you emotionless I'm going to lose it


the saddest part of growing up is that they don't draw the smiley faces on your Costco receipts anymore


what the fuck is this twitter-esque Instagram update if I wanted to see what all of the insta randos were thinking at any given time I'd have added them on Twitter


the sun sets at 4pm and It's time to re-enter my Bojack horseman era


a toddler called me a lady the other day and I cannot stop thinking abt it is this adulthood


Where is my fucking Heartstopper esq romance when is it my turn


can Google photos pls stop making me collages of people I don't talk to anymore like who asked u


I want to experience consciousness as a baby but if I was conscious enough to know I was experiencing it I wouldn't be experiencing consciousness as a baby and that upsets me pls tell me I'm making sense


drunk words are not sober thoughts I just be lying


if I ever loved someone at all even a little bit I'm always going to love them for the rest of my life. Even if I don't talk to them I know I'll think about them 60 years later and hope they're doing well


manifesting that jack harlow First Class energy


some of y'all need to stop being sarcastic and posting your s/o for 'national brother appreciation day' cause tbh I genuinely cannot tell who's actually siblings and who isn't and I be mad judging the ones that look a little too close like this shits siblings or dating


men fr just be having no thoughts sometimes. u ask em something and they go nvr thought abt it and nvr give it a second thought. i think that is both a tragedy and a talent but mostly i am jealous.


the greatest compliment is when ur friends' mom calls u pretty


thinking abt how tf the shit they made us do at yosemite in 8th grade was legal


the only thing I miss about high school in college is that they gave u some credit for trying


the most embarrassing thing is not paying attention during a zoom lecture and then everyone starts leaving the zoom but u didn't realize and then u are just left sitting there alone with the prof


whoever is managing the loopchat social media team needs to calm down

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not my white prof going "I only have a masters not a doctorate so you can call me master davis"


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