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BREAKING: @JackPosobiec and his followers are hypocritical slimeballs as proven—ah wait, that’s not breaking news at all
Hey FBI and Secret Service—I have another one for you to investigate. I’m sure MAGA will be demanding the same, right???
She’s a fucking hero.
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Trump's Associate Deputy Attorney General Ed Martin just confirmed to me that the feral leftist woman who spit on him LIVE during a Newsmax interview is being ARRESTED: “Yes, we got her.” She has has been identified by U.S. Marshals, arrested and will be charged…
Hey @StubHub and @TeamStubHub. I win. You lose. The good people at US Bank know you're frauds, and they returned the money you stole from me.
Spot on.
While stitching a cut on the hand of an elderly farmer, the doctor struck up a conversation. Eventually the topic got around to Donald Trump. The old farmer said, " Well, as I see it, Donald Trump is a post tortoise.” Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what…
SHUT IT DOWN. SHUT THE WHOLE THING DOWN. THE DUMBEST THING EVER WRITTEN WAS WRITTEN TODAY.
Wtf?!? Right under our noses. I'm telling y'all they want to dominate and take over the usa.
Let’s hear MAGA defend this one (you know they will)
Time for today’s edition of Least Surprising News of the Day.
This dude aka became famous for being an incel.
People still act like a special bell will ring signaling the arrival of Fascism. Trump just defied a 9-0 Supreme Court ruling. Fascism is here.
He’s losing his mind over Australian beef and that’s weird because he’ll eat any sausage.
$26 Billion of Australian beef is sold in the United States every single year. We sell $0 in beef to Australia. NOT. A. SINGLE. DOLLAR. OF. BEEF. Even though Australia & the USA had a mutual agreement to buy eachother’s beef on the condition that 100% of the cattle were…
SUCK A FUCKING $25 MILLION DOLLAR DICK @elonmusk AND CLEAN UP AFTER HIM @realDonaldTrump WISCONSIN CAN’T BE BOUGHT
Dear @RealRichardKind, just listened to your interview with @eyderp on Weekend Edition. What a joy. As always. From a fellow improviser, thank you.
All you MAGA fucks can just stfu about activist judges, confirmation blocking and all of the other other things stopping Trump’s agenda. You selected idiots to run our nation and experts are trying to prevent the idiocy.
Trump‘s Mar-a-Lago home this weekend while Americans struggle to pay their bills
This dumbfuck @Kaydecahedron is so deep in the right wing personality cult that he thinks assault conviction and mortgage fraud convictions are “political persecution.” Send me to a big farm upstate if I ever get this delusional.
Oh look, another drag quee—oh wait it’s a MAGA slimeball yet again.
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