D.W. Towly
@dwtowly
Erotica Author | My first book, Encounters, is now available on https://goo.gl/hQJL6T
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Today was very emotional. I need to eat my feelings. Ladies, please line up with your pussys out.
Hey Tuesday, I see you there being a bigger cockup than Monday was. Go shove a fork in an outlet you prick.
Just learned hand dominance pertains to fingering as well. My left fingers won’t stop twitching. #righthandedworld
Drunk watching Jurassic World. Is there a porn version of this for the super kinky folks out there?
Welcome to Black Friday! 19 new emails and none of them containing nudes. You let me down America.
Happy Thanksgiving! Let’s gather around and argue with our families! First one to send your racist uncle to the hospital gets a high five!
Had full intention of nefarious deeds this evening, but foiled again.
Do you ever just sneak away at work to touch yourself? No? Yeah. Me neither.
Do you ever just sit on Twitter at work because work isn’t anywhere near as witty?
Totally dressed like a damned professional today. Everyone else is wearing jeans. One of these things...
There’s so many ads on Twitter for “Amateur” girls. But they seem more like robots.
So I’ve been away awhile. And in coming back to Twitter I’ve found this dark, hilariously “inappropriate” area. Mind if I stay awhile? I’ve got a huge... talent.
Do you ever just look at yourself in the mirror and wonder who the fuck is that person behind you with the machete?
Pay for your art/designs. You don't expect a free haircut. You don't expect a free teeth cleaning. You don't expect a free oil change. Artists/designers deserve to be paid for their knowledge and talent. Stop expecting to get something for nothing.
Sunday of a 3-day weekend. How about a #free short? It can be our secret, no on has to know you read it. Dwtowly.wordpress.com/sample
Happy Monday! Wanna be naughty at the office? Read #EROTICA Here's some on the house. You can thank me later. #LPRTG dwtowly.wordpress.com/sample
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