friday (he/they)
@dykeyparton
god’s favorite? nah, i’m freud’s favorite
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they call me the kitchen the way women belong in me
No one should be allowed to vote unless they took a city bus at least one time in the previous 4 years
both "diy hrt is scary" and "i dont know how to torrent" can be solved with "my girlfriend knows how to do it :D"
the dream scenario is you find out that theres something medically wrong with you and thats why you suck
i hope chappel roan is emotionally prepared to be on obama’s playlist of the year
honestly the whole point of getting a job is so you can buy your girlfriend whatever she wants
Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.
checking my bank account to see how ethical i want to be with my egg purchase
women are incapable of loving a man the way that gay men can
we're out of the era of every trans guy dressing like if jimmy buffet were also a mallgoth. now everyone has ugly layered haircuts and wears kevin smith jorts with a fitted tank top that says "being transsexual is like being a beautiful butterfly"
BREAKING: Kamala has said that, if elected, she will impose a 2 year minimum period between Ru Paul’s Drag Race All Stars Season and will create a committee of queer representatives to hand select the queens based off of star quality, and star quality alone.
A controversial, but understandable decision by President Joe Biden.
i have to watch the debate for work and i think i might just shoot myself
How to Pick up T-Girls as a T-Boy: -show her a picture of a cool lizard -"yeah t gave me so much chest hair it's like a carpet down here" -open a beer with your teeth -T-shirt that says big dick is back in town -ask her to drink 40s with you under a bridge -"you slanging it?"
I don’t believe in “primary” and “secondary” partners. I sort y’all into “wife” and “concubines”
im sorry I still stand by saying I think she should be assessed for autism
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