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Dyson Hellberg

@dysonhellberg

Vancouver Canucks fan till death and beyond.

What the fuck is this shit with the 12th seed Blackhawks jumping into the top 3? Yeah, this draft lottery isn't fixed at all. What a joke. #nhldraftlottery


CBC shows Adam Gaudette score his first NHL goal for the Canucks. Fucking asshole Nick Kypreos shows 2 clips degrading him. How does that clown have a job in hockey?


So much political garbage on my Twitter timeline. I get it. Donald Trump is a stupid, corrupt, fucking asshole. Let's move on.


So many fucking rednecks and trailer park trash buying luxury RVs for 6 figures on #BigTimeRV Can't brush their yellow teeth though. Entitled bitch wives want to be pampered but have no jobs.


The shorter guy Akam from Authours Of Pain is always snorting. Seems to have sinus issues. Just get a Navage. #wwe #aop


Why do so many people hate Bryce Harper? It might be that hairband. #HomeRunDerby


Blue Jays homer Buck Martinez cheering for a homerun when they are losing 7-3. "Stay fair ball! Stay fair!" Should be ashamed of himself.


As if we didn't hear enough about the fucking Maple Leafs. Now Toronto-centric Sportsnet and TSN will never shut up about them getting Tavares. Nauseating.


SUV ads making it seem their 4WD trucks make you invincible in the snow. There are no snow monsters but other drivers WILL smash into you.


There are 2 fat people on The Jump proclaiming to be basketball experts. Looks wrong.


Edler has been outstanding in this game at both ends of the ice. #canucks


That buck-toothed kid at the Canucks game is wearing a Kings jersey. His fat ugly dad annoys me too.


Really getting sick of the constant shots of hockey player parents in the crowd. We get it. Families come to see their kid play. Shit.


Kobe Bryant's wife's tits just had to be on display for the ceremony. I wonder if that is a requirement for all retirements.


Gary Lawless should not appear on TV.


How many more damn times is Buck Martinez going to tell everyone Russ Springer struck out 4 times in Game 1? #WorldSeries


"Mooooom, are we there yet?" Look out the goddamn wndow and figure it out yourself, you dumbass kid.


Snet 360 ticker: Matthews/Nylander score but Sens beat Leafs 6-2. No mention of Hoffman's 2 Gs. How could they lose when those 2 score?!


The entire "cast" of WAGS LA should fucking kill themselves. Would make the world a better, less vapid place. Take your fake tits with you.


Goddamn long bombs in NHL17. Can't believe how many games I lost because the guy keeps shooting from the blueline. Shit!


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