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We're so proud to launch Midlife, a collection of works about reaching middle age in 2021, by 27 friends who met at @the_gateway in the late 1990s/2000s. Order it now at midlifebook.ca! #MidlifeBook
Sometimes the spam mail we get at the office is really uplifting: "I love the projects you develop. I have seen in your website that they are outstanding." ☺️
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My ability to think of ways to *spend* money exceeds my ability to think of ways to *make* money. 🤔
In Vancouver, a nearby pot shop recently closed, making room for... a vape shop. 💯
I’m almost 40 and I still don’t know what to do with my arms when I try to go to sleep. They are always in the way. Like, seriously.
It’s funny when your kid is in French immersion and you realize the French classes you took up to grade 12 basically gave you the comprehension level of a first grader. #jeneparlepasfrançais
What am I gonna do with all this soy milk?!? #500mLor2Lnothinginbetweenitsyourchoice
In a somewhat perverse way, I’m a bit excited to be part-owner of a new Alberta-BC pipeline. My two provinces will be inextricably linked FOREVER.
I figure, given that I have half as many fingers as most people, 53 word/min is a pretty OK typing score. It's above average, they say! livechatinc.com/typing-speed-t… #TypingSpeedTest #typitytypetype
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I'm an Octopus. I type 53 words per minute. Are you faster?
Beat my tentacles! Take a test and find out your typing skills!
But if I don’t eat all these leftover nachos, who will? #manofthehour
At Metrotown for the first time in ages. Did you know they have a whole store here that carries ALL NIKE?!?
Ok fine. After visiting one grocery store, I give up on my quest for extremely small dinner rolls.
Ahhh, first day of Xmas holiday. 2-year-old wants to get up at 5:30am. OK. YEAH, LET'S DO THAT.
It's January 8, 2017. Time to get on those resolutions and get my annual tweet done! 🐼🐦🦌 See you in 2018!
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