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Eric Olsen

@e_olsen

Seltzer aficionado

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Parenting in New England: storing your child’s dead pet* in the freezer until the ground thaws. *not a cat


Hope for peace, brace for chaos.


Orders, but never eats it.

Imagine one of the world richest men seen ordering hot dog by himself.



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you know Jimmy Carter only served one term he could run again

jules_su's tweet image. you know Jimmy Carter only served one term he could run again

Felt the #earthquake up here in Vermont, 3 days before the #Eclipse, giving #endofdays.


Proud of #Vermont for being the one state to thwart Tr*mp’s clean-sweep of all 50 states, which we NEVER WOULD’VE HEARD THE END OF. 💪💚 #vtpoli


Who needs 2 tickets to YO LA TENGO in Montreal tomorrow night (6/15)?


Remember when Chris Christie was a contender?


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SAG ACTORS: I want to talk about AI and how it will affect you. I’m a former SAG Board Member and former SAG Negotiating Committee member. I’m also WGA and DGA. 1/


I'm dying of snark.


the buried lede here: Sly Stone is still alive

After years out of the public eye, the always enigmatic, ever legendary Sly Stone has announced a memoir p4k.in/UJyVCAf



I make those PEW PEW gun noises at least once a day for no reason whatsoever.


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Pastor Joel Osteen pays himself an annual salary of $54,000,000 from his church profits. He had a custom garage built with 20 car stalls for each of his custom vehicles. His favorite is a Ferrari 458 Italia that cost $270,000. He lives in a 70,000 sq ft mansion. In the New…

mikecleere's tweet image. Pastor Joel Osteen pays himself an annual salary of $54,000,000 from his church profits. He had a custom garage built with 20 car stalls for each of his custom vehicles. His favorite is a Ferrari 458 Italia that cost $270,000. He lives in a 70,000 sq ft mansion. 
   In the New…

using sesquipedalian in a sentence is a catch 22


counting on this to help me thru the day

imagine all the people



I used to live the 80s version of this.

Swordplay and speaking in tongues for Jesus…



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I will always be the kind of punk that shits on Steely Dan



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