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@cmaxs11 does that say July 1? as in my birthday? is this Obama's personal birthday present to me?
Someone bout to be real disappointed at tonight's London gig... instagram.com/p/alqsVuyRMC/
happy to hear Let It Go, my recent release w/ Spanish superstars @iCarlosGallardo & @RBKBROWN is at #33 in the TOP100 iTunes download chart
Just arrived in "Hotlanta" to do my shows and it's 48 degrees. Renaming it "Unseasonably Cold for This Time of Year-Lanta"
That's like a 40-degree day. Ain't nobody got nothing to say about a 40-degree day. #TheWire #BestShowEver
if someone finds a wine that pairs well with iced animal cookies please let me know. thanks.
TIP: To let people know how quirky and interesting you are try wearing your pajama pants to the supermarket, you fucking slob.
dr oz and i recommend putting on your favorite jam and dancing with your mirror self for at least thirty minutes a day
As the clock strikes midnight Station time, we'll be floating over the Indian Ocean. From our crew of 6 to the whole world - Happy New Year!
alright so i am allotted a couple of sports tweets a year: go skins!
it's friday night and i'll just have to stick with kidz bop until they make one for adults
i saw a guy using a leaf blower today and you could tell he was worried that he would be stuck with it as his zombie apocalypse weapon
i take pride in the lack of politics drama in my social media news feeds
iphone autocorrect is the arch enemy of my hash tags #quitbeingsuchaspellingnazinobodylikesspacesanyways
@oheymax at least you didn't say it in a conversation #thingscouldbeworse #keepyourchinupbud
The most popular birthday present I give people is deletion from my facebook friends
every so often time crawls to a moment when you feel all of life is righteous...it's usually after i get a food piece unstuck from my teeth
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