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We are going to have to put all our oars in the fire for this project!
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I’m at that age where I can no longer blame my appearance on harsh lighting.
what's this 9 year gap in your resume? Me: oh that? someone bought me a Rubik's cube
Resteraunts call themselves gastropubs and eateries so they don’t have to spell restarunt.
Has your extrovert friend forced you to interact with total strangers?? If so, you may be entitled to compensation
I bought some night vision goggles so I can eat lasagna in bed at night without waking up my wife.
Just realized that those stuck astronauts are going to miss two months of nonstop political ads, the debates, the election, the insurrection & the inauguration. I wonder if they have room for one more…
what i say: i like reading books what i mean: i like buying books that i say i’ll read
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I talk a lot of crap for a guy who is afraid of butterflies.
call me when they make a drug that feels as good as eating a pickle over the kitchen sink in the dark like a little rat goblin
When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well whose fault is that?"
10:03pm Wife: Honey, can you put away the left over chicken before you come to bed? Me: Sure. 11:09pm Me, eating the last of the chicken: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Sometimes on our walks my dog stops and eats grass like he suddenly feels like having a salad.
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