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We are going to have to put all our oars in the fire for this project!

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I’m at that age where I can no longer blame my appearance on harsh lighting.


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what's this 9 year gap in your resume? Me: oh that? someone bought me a Rubik's cube


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Resteraunts call themselves gastropubs and eateries so they don’t have to spell restarunt.


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Has your extrovert friend forced you to interact with total strangers?? If so, you may be entitled to compensation


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I bought some night vision goggles so I can eat lasagna in bed at night without waking up my wife.


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Just realized that those stuck astronauts are going to miss two months of nonstop political ads, the debates, the election, the insurrection & the inauguration. I wonder if they have room for one more…


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what i say: i like reading books what i mean: i like buying books that i say i’ll read


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Hot moms in your area have no idea where they want to go to dinner


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I talk a lot of crap for a guy who is afraid of butterflies.


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call me when they make a drug that feels as good as eating a pickle over the kitchen sink in the dark like a little rat goblin


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When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well whose fault is that?"


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10:03pm Wife: Honey, can you put away the left over chicken before you come to bed? Me: Sure. 11:09pm Me, eating the last of the chicken: I feel like I'm forgetting something.


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Sometimes on our walks my dog stops and eats grass like he suddenly feels like having a salad.


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What would you name this nebula?

FarLife1's tweet image. What would you name this nebula?

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