Ellie 🦓
@ebroomerr
“I can’t, I have a doctors appointment.” - Me, at least once a week 😷
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I had a dream last night that Kevin Hart showed up to my wedding and brought Dwayne Johnson as his plus one
Hi, I’m daughter 👋🏼
I don't get superhero movies... not interested. But my daughter is talking about the most recent Spiderman and her excitement is palpable. Like, picture a 5 yo on Christmas morning excited. There's a lot words and passionate arm gestures accompanying all of this. A lot.
This is now month 2 of my pharmacy not shipping/delivering my meds on time. This is frustrating and is affecting my care as a patient, and my ability to live normal life. @ExpressScripts do better!
Me: Who are you calling? 10-year-old: My friend. Me: You just called your friend. 10: I have more than one. Can't relate.
Me: “I don’t know much about pandas” Also me: *explains to @SydCollado in detail why panda’s really shouldn’t be a species that has survived*
I’m rewatching the Harry Potter series (again) and I forgot how sassy Hermione is in Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone 😂
My sister has started naming my tics, her favourite is “the twirly bird” 😂
Still true
Me: Gives someone space when I’ve upset them. Also Me: Checks phone every minute to see if they are done needing space.. Yeah.. I suck at that.. 🤦🏻♀️
So profound @Kaykay_frost
*Me and Kaylin having pickles* Me: “Syd doesn’t like pickles.. I don’t know how to deal with this..” @Kaykay_frost: *Being the wise soul she so obviously is* “Every relationship that is meant to be is between a pickle lover, and a pickle hater.” Wow, such wise words @SydCollado
“Ugh I’ve been kissed by a dog. I have dog germs. Get hot water. Get some disinfectant. Get some iodine!” - Lucy #Snoopy
I love that every time I have a bath or shower, or go swimming or stand in the rain for too long, my fave swells and my body gets covered in hives.. Love that 🙃 Oh, and that in the summer, if I stay in the sun too long, I go into anaphylaxis.. And people wonder why I like winter
If pharmaceutical companies could stop using blister packs, me and my weak hands would really appreciate that 👌🏼 Thanks 😅
Me at 7:30pm: “I’m going to bed early tonight, I’m exhausted.” Me at 1:30am: *wide awake, ready to party*
TikTok has taught me that Canada has way better music than the US 💁🏻♀️
The only thing I want to eat right now is a chocolate milkshake, pizza crust (not pizza, just the crust), and a dill pickle. So I talked to my allergies and we compromised, I’m having French fries because it’s been a while. Also, my stomach said no to the pickle. Yay compromise.
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