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Ectohn

@ectohnBiologist

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//THE GOD TIER HOODIES FUCKING SOLD OUT IN H O U R S I HOPE THEY RESTOCK ON MY BIRTHDAY LMAO


"My Tuna Captures."


//FOR SOMEONE THAT READS SMUT FANFIC EVERY SINGLE DAY IM BAD AT RPING IT


//I ACTUALLY HAVENT RPED IN FOREVER IN GENERAL LET ALONE SMUT RP


//iM SO BAD AT RPING JOHN I HAVENT DONE IT IN A WHILE IM SORRY


"Nubs needs to calm down."


"I'm so sorry Dvae has to put up with this shit."


//how tragic that you cant see :))) how :))) sad :)))


//@ everyone on tl: go to CHURCH


"I think that shut Damara up."


//YALL WENT ON NOT KNOWING ECTOHN IS TROLL JOHN


"And it seems that drinking has caught on to your kids. A+ parenting right there." >ectohns doe with ur shit

"I wasn't even watching. I was sitting at my table, drinking." > Raise the bottle for proof



"Why do you even care?"


"There's /you/, who watches their /son/ get laid, and probably gets her ways from bad porn, and then there's /me/."

"I can. I have ways. Plus I mean, there's /you/. And then there's /me/." > omg



"At least I /can/ get fucked up the ass."


"I don't need to know about your sex-lives."


>cross arms "You immediately responded which means you probably don't get laid either."

"Excuse you I need to stop you right there."



"Are you guys watching because you can't get some yourselves?" >sassy ectohn is sassy


//holy fuck i need to study john more im so bad sorry guys


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