Ectohn
@ectohnBiologist
heads up, i'm a little weird. { spiecesswap!john }{ quadrants empty }{ 9 sweeps old }{ selective }{ nsfw allowed }
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//THE GOD TIER HOODIES FUCKING SOLD OUT IN H O U R S I HOPE THEY RESTOCK ON MY BIRTHDAY LMAO
//FOR SOMEONE THAT READS SMUT FANFIC EVERY SINGLE DAY IM BAD AT RPING IT
//I ACTUALLY HAVENT RPED IN FOREVER IN GENERAL LET ALONE SMUT RP
//iM SO BAD AT RPING JOHN I HAVENT DONE IT IN A WHILE IM SORRY
"And it seems that drinking has caught on to your kids. A+ parenting right there." >ectohns doe with ur shit
"I wasn't even watching. I was sitting at my table, drinking." > Raise the bottle for proof
"There's /you/, who watches their /son/ get laid, and probably gets her ways from bad porn, and then there's /me/."
"I can. I have ways. Plus I mean, there's /you/. And then there's /me/." > omg
>cross arms "You immediately responded which means you probably don't get laid either."
"Are you guys watching because you can't get some yourselves?" >sassy ectohn is sassy
//holy fuck i need to study john more im so bad sorry guys
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