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It’s 8pm, you want a walk. You step out the door in shorts & a t-shirt. The sky is bright, grass is green, a breeze is a relief. You smile at dog walkers, head to a pub garden, have a drink, walk home, grab a Cornetto, STILL IN THE LIGHT. That’s just 4 months away. HANG IN THERE.
NOBODY circle back with me this week. i was LYING
Corrie and emmerdale watchers coming together tonight like the British and Germans playing football on no man’s land on Christmas Day
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When my dad brings the maple bacon wrapped weenies to the function it’s all over, Christmas Eve activities are over we’re just macking on these now
people who talk about eating and calories a lot during the holiday season make me feel like my soul is being crushed in a hydraulic press. i know your friends and family aren’t willing to say it to you so i will: shut up
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