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"please send ambulance.... can't move.... chest pains... becoming... unggggh... unbearable... i'm in... the secret foam party room.... go through the seinfeld door... then down the quidditch slide... then activate the ball pit... by setting a high score on.... arghhhh.... bop it"
"Oh my gosh, the composer did NOT need to go THIS hard for this song!" Yes they did, it is literally their job. Fuck you
????????
im high as fuck and making this frantic ass song that sounds like a panic attack at a casino and i cant stoplaughhing
Just hit the the blunt in front of my lil brother and faked a seizure he never gonna touch this shit 💯
siri trying to process a request that isn't setting a timer
outside: fortnite inside:
"Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Here I am, patiently waiting for a witty, kind centrist party to restore some sanity with you"
youtu.be/X9mirCTafzg even got the "this one's for you" hahaha
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every british advert is like this
What is it with any Manchester related advert having some shit poem hahahahaha
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