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John Egbert

@egbertitis

pranking someone when they expect it is no fun at all.

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THAT way. #Double #pistols #and #a #;)


it's boring and hot today.


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Dirk has a particular love of pumpkin patches.


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A famous man once said; "GET FUCKED!"


no, fuck you and fuck your stupid face.


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Smell you later! *Kills Latula*


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Terezi walks into a bar. "OW! >:[ 1 D1DN'T S33 TH4T."


homestuck sucks.


get the fuck out.


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I renamed my ipod "Dirk" accidentally. That's where I got "Synchronize" from.


dad made cookies. chocolate chip cookies. who wants cookies.


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((Dear twitterstuck, if you use the word "faggot" lightly and in a mean or derogatory, then I hate you. -a very good, very gay mayor))


i'm eating pudding at three AM.


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I heard Dave was on a low-Cal diet


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[S] Everyone: Die


okay this is a witty tweet.


oh shit, it actually worked. okay i'm not an egg anymore.


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