John Egbert
@egbertitis
pranking someone when they expect it is no fun at all.
Joined March 2013
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Dirk has a particular love of pumpkin patches.
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A famous man once said; "GET FUCKED!"
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Smell you later! *Kills Latula*
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Terezi walks into a bar. "OW! >:[ 1 D1DN'T S33 TH4T."
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I renamed my ipod "Dirk" accidentally. That's where I got "Synchronize" from.
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dad made cookies. chocolate chip cookies. who wants cookies.
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((Dear twitterstuck, if you use the word "faggot" lightly and in a mean or derogatory, then I hate you. -a very good, very gay mayor))
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I heard Dave was on a low-Cal diet
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oh shit, it actually worked. okay i'm not an egg anymore.
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