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a woman just winked @ me. i think this is where i go to the hospital to get my member drained because the boner won't go away. another day.
a coworker today said that he's had a great life. i wonder what the fuck is wrong w/ him.
totally forgot about this gem. the liquor store i work @ has three types. hipsters. work execs homeless dudes. this white dude comes in & as I'm ringing him up, he uses the good ol' what part of Mexico are you from bit. uh, the part you fuckin’ stole. fist bump
today @ work this Mexican comes in & I'm ringing him up. I'm making small talk in Spanish. it's fun. turns out he's from Mexico city! like holy shit. talk about a place i don't want to live. this dude leaves giving me the "handshake" & a big ol' grin on his face.
i just took my antidepressants and whispered "my god be w/ you".
Check out three's video! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTRpofVRF/ 2 knots near. a poem.
make sure it's not two mimes dressed in a horsesuit. that'd be a quiet horse.
#TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTRp147x3/ this is the pilot episode. tea-head deploy!
for some reason, i was collecting empty toothpaste tubes. what? so i put it right back on the shelf.
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