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[making small talk with the barber]: so what do you do for a living?


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United feature to "duel" people for their seat

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ellen degeneres was a low interest rate phenomenon


wanna do city was so ahead of its time

Honestly an entire theme park of just simulators for different professions would attract a decent turnout



one reason i want high speed rail is that it would allow me to travel at plane-speed without having to come to terms with death every time i feel turbulence


just took 365 vitamin pills to save time


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I refuse to bookmark a website. I will simply use the far more logical system of keeping 400 tabs open on 32 browser windows until my computer crashes and I can finally be free.


morning person. night owl. when will the dehumanization stop


bought pickles for the first time. what am i supposed to do with the juice


life got a lot less complicated when i realized i’m just a guy


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sweet baby rays

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i read it as eitan dombey

Honestly an entire theme park of just simulators for different professions would attract a decent turnout



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Boys will read the iliad but are afraid to say ily to the lads


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This is actually total malarkey, but that’s ok, politics requires malarkey


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Man received a nice letter from the person who purchased his VHS player

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always forgetting a dentist’s favorite time

So unfair that noon is the only time that gets a nickname. Gonna start calling 4pm Bonky



that’s right

Since the Left is so much more interested in fixing society than in fixing the individual, politics inevitably becomes the vehicle for societal improvement.



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