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Elyse

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you ever spending a rainy saturday night snuggled up with the love of your life? can’t beat it 😍


i’m not usually one to complain about the weather... but damn this snow makes it hard to go on a “quick” beer run. 🙄


*sappy* but my 2018 goal was to find happiness and when i wrote it down 12 months ago i never thought i’d actually achieve it... but here i am, thriving 🧡


first official snow fall... give myself 3 days before i slip and bust my ass cheek


YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO VERBALLY ABUSE CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVES we’re doing our best okay


filling up my water bottle before leaving work knowing damn well i’m just gonna go home and drink beer while the full thing sits on my passenger seat for the rest of the weekend


cop passes me checks speed it’s at 0 i’m at a red light *phew*


0 stress job, time to myself, cooking good food with my fam, cheap beer, and endless laughs.... this is why i came back ❤️


when Facebook says “it’s so and so’s birthday! wish them the best!” does anyone else think “nah” or is that just me?


🙄🙄 all those posts that say “get you a man that loves you even when you a bitch” “get you a man that loves you even when you’re a sassy brat” “get you a man that loves you even after you explode on him after a pointless argument” like.... get you a girl that isn’t crazy homie


scrolling through my camera roll since moving home, and the amount of happiness i’ve been able to capture is almost overwhelming.. so glad to be back ❤️


when the bag says “caution contents may be hot” and you’re like, yeah no shit 🙄 but you still grab that bag straight out the microwave and burnt the absolute piss out of your fingers


“why do you look so cute today!” i showered 🤷🏼‍♀️


I just saw a lady in a minivan full on bitching out her rearview mirror which means someone needs to turn around sit down and buckle the fuck up


do you know how hard it is to put a ball on a tee when you basically have early onset parkinson’s 😅


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Minimum wage is in place for high school kids/people with no discernible skills, not for you to raise a family on.


they would open a roller rink in the treasure valley as soon as I leave 🙄


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High School Musical (2006)


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