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elibubba

@eli_bubba

AKA Wendy

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Do something positive, pay someone a compliment. I just told a complete stranger her new outfit really hid her fat. I think I made her day.


Just saw a baby puke up a mouthful of what I assume is Baileys.


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thanks to the idiots retweeting this


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Small children who dress as Batman must be forced to fight crime. To teach them a lesson, about lying


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Please do not look at me when I am sitting at the front of the top level of a double decker bus. I am pretending to drive the bus and it is a very important job.


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Today is the 3 year anniversary of the day I found this laughing microwave. #ThreeYears #TimePasses

WeeMissBea's tweet image. Today is the 3 year anniversary of the day I found this laughing microwave. #ThreeYears #TimePasses

Really enjoyed this Mars bar. So many emotions right now.


Is an erection considered personal growth?


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I have finished my poo


Does sex count as exercise? Yes? Then no, I haven't been getting any exercise.


Knock knock. Who's there? No one. You're alone. Get used to it.


Making new friends is way too hard. First of all, you have to leave your house. And then there's probably a bunch of other stuff after that.


Just stepped in dog shit. Going outside is fucking dumb.


I'm one of those people who doesn't own a TV. But I also don't own any books. I just stare at a wall and wait for death.


Yes, Facebook mum's, they grow up so fast. Thanks for the endless pics.


Happy birthday Bill Hicks. xx


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Don’t get stuck in a rut.

billhicksdotcom's tweet image. Don’t get stuck in a rut.

This dress really shows off my daddy issues.


Just saw something on a reality show that didn't look real.


Hi, I'm looking for a christmas gift that says this is purely out of obligation.


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