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I’ve been drinking green tea all god damn day do you think I give a Fuck?


You graduated from the cop academy bro

what have i done

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warmfourloko's tweet image. what have i done


Jim Carrey is actually funny

what have i done

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warmfourloko's tweet image. what have i done


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BRAVO

China is a dictatorship that, for decades, enforced a one child per family policy under penalty of forced sterilization. But they can't close down the farmer's market from hell? #CoronaVirus #WetMarkets



People can choose to look However they want...if you used this same caption on a trans person post twitter would be your throat. Just let people live and be happy. God damn

China is a dictatorship that, for decades, enforced a one child per family policy under penalty of forced sterilization. But they can't close down the farmer's market from hell? #CoronaVirus #WetMarkets



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China is a dictatorship that, for decades, enforced a one child per family policy under penalty of forced sterilization. But they can't close down the farmer's market from hell? #CoronaVirus #WetMarkets



Ok science, if we chew corn why does it come out Unchewed


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Here something I have not seen one person say. The Ice caps have millions of different bacteria & Shit that are frozen In time, some of these things been froze for thousands ofyears...is it possible that the melting ice reintroduced some harmful shit back in to the world ,Craig?


That dude in limitless was definitely just drinking blue moons


New strokes album is hereby declared Fucking insane


Hey Fuckers new album by the strokes Fuck Yes


Can’t wait for the first video of one of these motherfuckers flying

They really made their own human slingshot 😳 (via mrs.ash.samps/Instagram)



I’ve invented new ways of laying in bed


He has definitely been hit by that sack

Bad news for all the hater’s. Jameis eyes are now offically good enough to spot a 40 lb scrotum swinging at him from 3 feet away



The drummer definitely Fucking hates this video

take me back....please....



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It’s Trump vs this dude?

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jaidvn's tweet image. It’s Trump vs this dude?

I’d like to hang out with these gentlemen

take me back....please....



Morals > politics . Bernie was the morally good choice. This Fucking sucks


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Imma burn a fat one for Bernie


Bro didn’t even have Radiohead on the tourney what the fuck


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