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say uncle

Imagine how fun #DebFest would be. You know those Athens bricks be swangin @MikesDogshackOU #caneszn


Some of you wrap your luggage in plastic and it shows


why do people post about their wedding on linkedin lol


When you write in your cover letter that you wear many hats

eluber_'s tweet image. When you write in your cover letter that you wear many hats

Very underrated part of wedding planning so far is how the bride’s friend list includes names like Anna, Maddi, Diana and then the groom’s friend list is like Skeez, TK, Jbone


Why does it take tragedy to put things back into perspective


My Spotify top songs this year is just going to be the blink 182 discography plus doses and mimosas


I turn 29 tomorrow. I may not be married with multiple kids and a house but damn can I poach an egg!!


Picked up chipotle because we don’t have time to prepare anything. Guess we just skip dinner tonight @ChipotleTweets unacceptable

eluber_'s tweet image. Picked up chipotle because we don’t have time to prepare anything. Guess we just skip dinner tonight @ChipotleTweets unacceptable
eluber_'s tweet image. Picked up chipotle because we don’t have time to prepare anything. Guess we just skip dinner tonight @ChipotleTweets unacceptable

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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.



I hate you @GetSpectrum. Please credit my account with 1.5 hrs of my life back

eluber_'s tweet image. I hate you @GetSpectrum. Please credit my account with 1.5 hrs of my life back

Kenton’s impressed that I know what “Fleet Week” is but its just because of the sex and the city episode where they try to meet sailors Lol

eluber_'s tweet image. Kenton’s impressed that I know what “Fleet Week” is but its just because of the sex and the city episode where they try to meet sailors Lol

Just out here trying to make friends and these women are unhinged

eluber_'s tweet image. Just out here trying to make friends and these women are unhinged

Moved to the beach from depressing Ohio and I hate to say it but I’m never coming home lol


Sounded pretty desperate when you were begging me to hold it for you!!

eluber_'s tweet image. Sounded pretty desperate when you were begging me to hold it for you!!

Nothing more humbling than having to tell someone your wifi password Lol


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