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if my dick is up, why am I down?

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fuck therapy, best i can do is hold in my pee all day and release when the time is right


i miss twitter :(


hi everyone, can’t wait to get my next boner


reminder to stay hydrated, drink your own piss


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Bro is always on some different shit

From SrBasado

i just realized if I’m 23 and you’re 21, I’m literally 2 years into the future lol


if I’m ordering shots for the boys, there should be an option for monthly payments on it


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Avengers 1 but Hawkeye misses every shot


They should invent a frog that sucks you off.


I could never give head, I gag on my toothbrush fam


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The creativity of some people on the internet is incredible

From Chiptuner

If I die a virgin, don’t bury me as one.


airplane mode means you can throw it out the airplane 🤙🤙


yea i nut quick. yea it’s a trauma response


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We hosted a dog friendly movie screening for @PawsofFuryMovie and IT. WAS. MAGICAL #ad


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FINAL SEASON. 2024. #StrangerThings

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she’s a 10 but she turns 11 next year 😢


i bet everyone in the flat earth society got a flat ass


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“You’ve got a friend in me.”


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