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My partner and I just made a code word for when we need a break from each other with the promise of no one getting offended or (further) aggravated.. it is โI saved your best friends lifeโ @birbigs #RelationshipGoals
Did a full day of yard clean up yesterday (trimming trees, removing old leaves, pulling weeds, cutting grass, fertilizing, soiling - 15 bags to be exact - and laying seed) and Iโll never walk again. Landscapers have all my respect wtf Iโm so sore
Kid across the street spills his ice cream (or something) gets upset and wines โmom look oh no it spilledโ and the mom looks and simply says โitโs all your fault!โ And Iโve never laughed so hard. Refreshing as fuck because it was his fault and kids donโt get told that enough
*Seeโs dragrace new zealand ad* Immediately to my partner โperfect timing, weโll have drag race to keep us up & handmadeโs tale to bring us downโ *Realizes Iโm discussing tv like itโs drugs* ๐งโโ๏ธ ๐ง ๐บ #pandemiclife
Feeling like having a full blown mid life crisis today. Might chop off my hair and dye it purple, might quit my job tomorrow, might just binge eat a dozen cookies. (Itโs gonna be the cookies.... )
Why do professors ask if anyone knows the answer to a question about what they havenโt taught yet. Is that not why weโre paying you? To teach us.... donโt ask me?! teach it ..damn
Nothing can make me immediately break down like watching a video of a colour blind father put those special glasses on and crying from the beauty of seeing colours. ๐ซ
Iโm 31 and Iโve asked for a cool water bottle
What a time to add stories to every platform.... my quarantine story looks like this: Work from home (my spare room), move to kitchen to eat my feelings/boredom, move to living room to watch whatever bs show there is left to watch on Netflix annnnd repeat.
Iโm on a Julia Louis Dreyfus kick, old Seinfeld eps and veep (which I only just discovered and is perfectly fitting for the times in so many ways)
Iโm doing well in my first college course ever and Iโm HAPPY about it! The mature student version of myself is killin it Itโs part time and online but stilllllllll #slowandsteady #nevertoolate
I hate everything to do with moving, starting the purge of 7 years of shit in this apartment and Iโm already depressed
Do you ever not watch something someone has suggested simply out of spite and stubbornness?
โUghhhnnnโ is literally my saving grace after a tough work week #trixieandkatya #savinglives #lol
So my gf bought a house and I am moving in with her in the fall.. excited and terrified b/c Iโve never lived with a partner before! (My only condition was a roomba.. she has shedding dog and cat)
The worst part of coming out to divorced parents is you have to do it twice. One down one to go ๐
Itโs so odd when a depressive episode hits, everything can be so good and seemingly heading in a positive direction and then boom, it feels like everything stops and goes backwards.. for no reason at all. Which is the worst part for me
I usually have a stage of grief that requires what I cal grief-shopping (shallow I know but it works for me) but Iโm trying to be as frugal as possible right now because of job insecurity due to covid so Iโm just.. depressed ๐ #thissucks
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