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Emma Box

@emmalbox

Woman from South Essex with a penchant for hairy, tattooed, men.

“Tough”? They spelt “embarrassing” incorrectly.

Just arrived in UK to this. I am appalled. Every country I've visited opens with a variant of "welcome". Not the UK. The UK is tough, apparently.

WillWorth's tweet image. Just arrived in UK to this. I am appalled. Every country I've visited opens with a variant of "welcome". Not the UK. The UK is tough, apparently.


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Thanks DWP for stopping my universal credit claim without announcing it to me Why? I didn't answer a phone call - despite on file it says I'm profoundly Deaf 🙃🤟


Imagine being such a horrible person, that you actually get outraged at being asked not to use a word because it is not just offensive, but outright revolting?


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Ways to respond to being the most deeply insulted you’ve ever been in your life: “Bit harsh” “No need for that” “Unnecessary” “Mate…” “That’s your opinion” “Oh cheers” “Thanks a bunch” “Fair enough” “I’ll put the kettle on” “Right-o” “Yeah, well, you’re not perfect either”


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Just found out that George Floyd was originally stopped by the police because he handed over a counterfeit note in a shop. I did that once! They handed me back the note as a souvenir, and later I told the story on stage in a comedy routine. That’s some privilege right there.


When racists get angry because you pointed out they are racist 😂 Apparently racism is simply a “card” for “leftys” (their spelling, not mine” to “play”. I HATE that I share a species with this sort of cretin. #racism


Over the years, Tango has just started to taste like Fanta. So I may as well drink Fanta. It’s disappointing.


I’m pregnant. I want to meet the baby now. Absolutely no signs of labour (its number 3 so I’m not totally new to it). Im soooooo fed up 😪. Not a single twinge. #5daystilduedate #pregnancy #pregnantlady #uncomfortable #babybump


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So he’s not sorry. We are too thick to appreciate the nuances of the rules. It’s all the media’s fault. And the emperor has no clothes.


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Tweeted this four days ago, and it's exactly what I expect Cummings to do.

Politics now seems to have moved beyond that line of satire. If confronted by wrongdoing now politicians either lie without fear of repurcussions, or just stick out their chin and ask what you're going to do about it.



“If I was as worried as you, I’d never fart for fear of shitting myself!” 😂😂 #LifeOnMars #GeneHunt #Netflix


If this is true, then I’m very pleased to hear it! 👏🏼

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Not a happy bun-bun, is he.

Matt Hancock's face as Keir Starmer quotes the government's own paper at them #PMQs

TobyonTV's tweet image. Matt Hancock's face as Keir Starmer quotes the government's own paper at them #PMQs


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