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Emily Kowal

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engineering manager @Spotify | prev @washingtonpost, @axios | opinions are forever my own | she/her | #BLM!!!

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I truly believe that if you are a billionaire you are also, by definition, a bad person.


stop selling me things!! I don’t need anymore things !! jc help a lady out and quit it


I’m depressed, but to the tune of “im a flirt”


a new social benchmark for me - if you have a visceral, shitty take on the way Lizzo lives her life, gtfo.


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Programming is chaotic magic. There are no rules. You ask a game dev “Can the player summon a giant demon that bursts from the ground in an explosion of lava?” and they’ll say “sure, that’s easy” and then you’ll ask “can the player wear a scarf?” and they’ll go “oof”


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idk how to explain it but twitter feels like season 4 of community rn


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I truly believe that if you are a billionaire you are also, by definition, a bad person.



this is one of my least favorite quiet sexisms to the point where I’ll just live w broken things until I cant anymore

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imagine deciding which engineers to keep around based on lines of code and choosing to keep the ones who wrote the MOST


just said “scuse me” while passing someone in the store and he said “no” and honestly? I weirdly respect it.


please make me stop biting my nails please


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the biggest downgrade the world has ever know. what the hell was this

cal_gif's tweet image. the biggest downgrade the world has ever know. what the hell was this

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Supreme Court votes 6-3 to deploy the dev branch directly to prod


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Supreme Court my ass


I’ve never been more gaslit by a sunny day.


bo burnham consistently makes me want to quit my job


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