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an expert at whatever you’re arguing about. #LGRW #ShrinkTheGame ⛳️ #GoCocks🐓 #GoTigers🐅 #OnePride

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Do you even lift bro? Do I even lift??? Yeah bro I lift. I lift your fucking spirits up. How have you been? Everything ok? I miss you. Let’s grab lunch sometime.


don’t bring your kids to a bar if you don’t want me teaching them how to use slurs properly in public situations


nice fucking tits beyoncé 👍

Welcome to the paddock, @Beyonce 👑 #F1 #LasVegasGP

F1's tweet image. Welcome to the paddock, @Beyonce 👑

#F1 #LasVegasGP


this picture got 21,000 likes in 2018

emptytesticles's tweet image. this picture got 21,000 likes in 2018

this is what happens when a lifelong democrat voter runs as a republican president because they’re the easiest voters to manipulate 😭

TRUMP ON MAMDANI: SOME OF HIS IDEAS REALLY ARE THE SAME IDEAS THAT I HAVE



at times, a cold pillow is better than a warm throat


if you work in private equity please DM me so i can drive to your location and beat the fuck out of you

Remember when Pizza Hut had a buffet?

NostalgiaFolder's tweet image. Remember when Pizza Hut had a buffet?


selling 2x pokemon center Phantasmal Flames - Mega Evolution sealed booster boxes for $1000 each HMU serious buyers only (scalpers not welcome)

emptytesticles's tweet image. selling 2x pokemon center Phantasmal Flames - Mega Evolution sealed booster boxes for $1000 each HMU serious buyers only (scalpers not welcome)

cheers to all the chicks in their luteal phases. i know it’s an extra burden carrying around those giant milk magnets.


i can’t believe we let them get away with this type of price increase. people just kept going and paying it. you fucking morons.

McDonald’s Price Increases from 2019 to 2024: Medium French Fry $1.79 -> $4.19 McChicken $1.29 -> $3.89 Big Mac $3.99 -> $7.49 10 McNuggets $4.49 -> $7.58 Cheeseburger $1.00 -> $3.15 Some of this is over a 200% increase in price. This isn’t inflation — it’s legalized robbery.



this hobby is so fucking whack now

emptytesticles's tweet image. this hobby is so fucking whack now

what’s it take to get a handicap placard for your car? any swinging dick that walks through the door ?


every time i hear a motorcyclists radio blaring loud they’re always listening to the absolute most crap music ever. like they recorded it or something


i wish more people would succumb to their conspiracy theories.


everyone knows you spare one to scare thousands

Still a mystery why the White Walkers spared Sam



now that i use macOS i must rid my entire life of windowsOS all the time wasted waiting for apps to open or my computers to boot up. How does MSFT even compete in this line of products? has to be affordability only


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TRUMP: I WASN'T WITH EPSTEIN ALL THE TIME AT ALL



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Seeing the aurora in the desert will never stop being a top tier experience.

SirlinJohn's tweet image. Seeing the aurora in the desert will never stop being a top tier experience.

free loot on everest

Another body emerges on Everest: a climber frozen for decades, now revealed by melting ice. Over 200 remain entombed on the world’s highest peak.



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