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(E)mily (T)hompson

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Chicago || Vegas ✨

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I tried to get a sugar daddy to send me $600 and he hyjacked my twitter instead... the end of an era lmao


I’m back bitches… hope you didn’t miss me :)

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Ladies, super bowl Sunday is Valentines weekend… he’s not thinking of making you a dinner reservation


She said “new year, new job” 🤍

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Can a man just take me to Paris and propose already? This waiting game is getting old


“You know what Emily, you and I are what they call foster girlfriends” - Maddie


Why did I not caption my graduation photos “girls go to college to get more knowledge”? Missed opportunity 😞


The feminine urge to make up a fake life story to random men


I have been walking around all day thinking it’s Tuesday… the joy I just felt when I realized it’s Wednesday :,)


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Have you seen Inaki Bascaran, 23 of Chicago? He went #missing Halloween night while at the bar Celeste on Hubbard. It’s baffling. He was with 4 friends then found himself outside the bar, texted them that he was getting in line to come back in. Then nothing. Parents heartsick.

BaichwalABC7's tweet image. Have you seen Inaki Bascaran, 23 of Chicago? He went #missing  Halloween night while at the bar Celeste on Hubbard. It’s baffling.  He was with 4 friends then found himself outside the bar, texted them that he was getting in line to come back in.  Then nothing. Parents heartsick.

“I saw a wedding Tik Tok and thought of you” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


I wish I could use “give my appendix” as a form of being overly dramatic but I literally don’t have my appendix anymore


(E)mily (T)hompson reposted

being drunk is so crazy bc it’s like… you mean i can be dumber than i already am??


What would happen to my brand if I just fucked around and got into a relationship?


I just got drinks with coworkers who are old enough to be my mom… adulting is funky


2 sexy to be killing bugs in my own home


Why do tiny dogs have to bark so much?


My new coworkers found me on Tik Tok… I will slowly be passing away now


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