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Be like movie, top 6 teams never win since 😭😭

"dad, tell me about 2025 Christmas - New Year's hatewatch sesh"



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It's amazing how often people upgrade from a $400 windows laptop to a $1200 MacBook and act surprised that the MacBook is better

The biggest problem with Windows

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holy fucking shit

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I fly out tomorrow morning for a business trip. My CEO asked me, "Can you finish the Q4 budget reconciliation on the flight? It’s a 8-hour trip, perfect time to focus." I looked at him with genuine horror. I said, "Are you asking me to access proprietary financial data on a…


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waiter at greggs

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*At Greggs* Me: "Yes I will have Gregg" Waiter: "What."



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Every Tesco has someone standing outside like this.

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There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.


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crystal palace go don collect like 12 laliga title 😹😂


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Yesterday I noticed the office printer was working perfectly, which raised my suspicion immediately. I checked the logs and saw someone had cleared a paper jam at 3:12 p.m. No ticket, no Slack, no communication. Just silent action. I asked the office if anyone had fixed it.…


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E get one time around 19 mins wey Trøssard look me for TV say make I ginger. I obeyed.


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Guy at Citi: Hello, I heard you are the manager here Me: Yes *gives me 37% smart grip handshake and looks straight into my eyes* Guy: I actually work for ***** and we will like to *****, can you please introduce me to the owner? Me: I am one of the owners Guy: Oh,…

Almost every guy for Lagos now get firm handshake and go dey look into your eyes. Everyone don read books die. Make una dey take am easy... na normal hailing I dey do, no be business networking.



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Almost every guy for Lagos now get firm handshake and go dey look into your eyes. Everyone don read books die. Make una dey take am easy... na normal hailing I dey do, no be business networking.


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Primark are selling coats for FIFTY pounds. Primark. Fifty pounds


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The world can hate Israel...but you see how they deal with terrorism? If they don't become a "necessary evil"....they'll be extinct now. Hamas will avoid Israel for at least a decade.🤷‍♂️


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And just like that. He’s my favourite again


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Nørgaard is what Chelsea fans think Caicedo is.


relax

So I always start my calls to customer care with: Hi, I am Charles. I can imagine you have had a long day speaking with a lot of people. Thank you for taking the time to speak with me. In a world where people are supposed to just do the jobs they are paid for, it helps to care.



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The Lidl plus app is the most pointless thing itw


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