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True life story. Many years ago, during my elder brother’s introduction, everything was going well until the lady’s father asked about our church denomination. My father answered, and the atmosphere changed immediately. The lady’s father gave one condition for the marriage to…
This reads more like catastrophizing; defensive positioning. If you enter marriage expecting enemies instead of relationships, collapse becomes a matter of time, cos the slightest thing triggers your insecurities. Also, why go into a marriage if you’re going to treat every…
Your husband family isn’t friend Your mother inlaw isn’t your mother. She can’t love you more than her son Don’t do bestie with your sister in law. In everything you do, give graces for forgiveness Always be ready for the worse Marriage is not do or dye, don’t let anyone…
“Stay blocked.” “He blocked me.” Why are you announcing ‘blocks’ like breaking news? Just block and move on. If you’re blocked, return the energy and move on too. Why are you calling a press conference? The audience-seeking is not necessary nau.
You easily could just say No. You’re not rejecting it because you actually want to sell it. And that is okay, to be honest. Prostitutes should be upfront about who they are and how much they are selling. It makes life easier. Those who are not selling, simply turn it down.
A man is asking you for your body and you are scared to ask him for money.. ‘Oh, are you selling your body? ‘Is it transactional? ‘Are you a gold digger? ‘Are you a prostitute? Yes.. tell him you are. Why are you scared of that name? The man asking for your body.. what is…
Why are you insulting Babylon?
It’s the cameraman’s alertness for me 😂 It’s always funny how the anointing never reaches the cameraman. Whole church is falling under “power,” but the cameraman is steady, focused, changing angles, and protecting the expensive camera like nothing is happening. Nobody ever…
Man is finally getting a haircut on Wednesday. @ManUtd better sponsor it, this is generational loyalty and patience.
You’re still poor. An iPhone doesn’t erase that fact.
So urmmm i got myself a new phone yesterday 😭I’ve officially left android for poor people 😭😭😭❤️
While I get your point, this isn’t a female-only behaviour. The average male iPhone user in Nigeria also walks around feeling superior to Android users. I think this is more about “class signalling” than gender. In highly classist societies like ours, brands that elevate…
An average female iPhone user in Nigeria walks around thinking she’s superior just because others use Android phones. Like I said yesterday, you’ll hardly ever see a prostitute or whore rocking a Samsung it’s always iPhone. And if this triggers you, die in hell!!
The quotes. It is well. Many people love their chains, and it is clear that they do not want a functional system for this country for political, tribal and selfish reasons.
Please stop fixing Nigeria. Thank you for your service. We have had enough. Go and rest. We will try another person.
Even CR7, Bruno’s country man, will vehemently disagree with the nonsense. Reports had it that CR7 visibly expressed immense frustration and anger about Özil’s departure. Özil was named assist king for a reason.
God dey merciful gan, as you type this nonsense finish, e suppose take you. Enjoy your delusion abeg 🙏 can't continue this brainrot with you
Be careful who you accuse wrongly or spread misinformation about. Not everyone believes in “forgive and forget”. Some people won’t argue with you publicly. They’ll stay quiet, and wait for the right moment to strike. Ruthless people exist, and they only find peace when they’ve…
This is you on your best train of thought and you’re unwaveringly foolish. Are you not the one that celebrated being flown to Abuja to eat rice and collect AC? You suffer from cranial arthritis because your brain have atrophied from lack of use. It is not easy being a political…
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I just saw tweets saying: ———————————————————— “you wan fuck babe wey get pride and self esteem ke?” “There are babes you cannot touch unless you’re dating them. It’s not love, it’s pride and self-esteem.” ———————————————————— True, it is not every woman is sexually accessible…
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While this sounds motivational, it’s a dangerous narrative for citizens. It shifts responsibility from the govt to individuals and normalizes systemic failure. Yes, you’ll get a few success stories, but that’s not national progress, it’s survival bias. Countries don’t develop…
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WhatsApp used to be a paid app on the iPhone App Store. I remember paying $0.99 for it. 😭 😭 Who else paid for it?
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