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Ed. Sterchi Parry

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Currently in that middle part between birth and death.

Candy eaten, lights off, hiding from your children #halloween


Redemption complete

North Carolina wins sixth national championship in school history with 71-65 victory over Gonzaga. ble.ac/2oDfjjP



Pretty sure Atlanta hasn't capitulated like that since 1864. #SuperBowl


@saleebyr @Sherisse @dandonahuenbc haha - thanks. I'd like to thank cheap Costco coffee for the inspiration.


Pelvic Mesh commercials = TMI-TV


Was Beano tested on laboratory animals?


"a mild case of Ebola" said no one. ever


It would be nice if Angie from AngiesList & Craig from CragisList got married.


Maybe Ronan Farrow is the son of Frank Sinatra and Woody Allen.


If Harpo Marx had a love child with an old saddle...Diana Nyad

eparry's tweet image. If Harpo Marx had a love child with an old saddle...Diana Nyad

If we lived in Iran, poor Weiner would hang. #groan


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The terrifying thing is that this means Kanye's planning to have three more children.


Apparently Kim Kardashian gave birth to a screaming compass.


Kind of embarrassed that I'm the guy who noticed "bestiality" was misspelled on the air. Not a correction you really want to own.


More Carnival cruise passengers rescued from the jaws of luxury...


Overheard today, a mangled cliche: "Yea well, we all know that hindsight is 50-50."


If Oprah is elected pope: Pope-rah I!


At least we know the Pope isn't leaving to spend more time w his family. Such a cliche!


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