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sarah

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i hope it’s not from stan

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closing a tab that you've had open for weeks without having read the very interesting article you wanted to read:

joshcarlosjosh's tweet image. closing a tab that you've had open for weeks without having read the very interesting article you wanted to read:

when i was little i thought the air and space museum in dc was called the aaron space museum


I'm in tears

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living my best sandra bullock in two weeks notice life rn (got home from work and put some leftover chow mein in the microwave)


honestly we're 2 years into this and still when i see "WFH" i read it as "what fhe hell"


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why couldn't they stay calm for once instead of flying off the handle


the tweets about the 2 wicked movies are rolling in and they are everything i hoped they would be


I AM A HEATHER HEADLEY EVANGELIST AND THIS IS WHY


just watched west side story and now i’m staring into the void for an indeterminate amount of time


and what of it????? 😂☠️

no one: mezzo mt girls in 2013: writewhatyouknowsotheysayalliknowisidon’tknowwhattowriteortheriggtwaytowriteit



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i swear at this point turbotax has me second guessing myself

nevona's tweet image. i swear at this point turbotax has me second guessing myself

i was putting topher to bed tonight and he kept pointing at my teeth and saying “what happened?! what happened miss sarah??!”


open letter to the rat i just saw in broad daylight on 85th and amsterdam: this means war


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