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Leigh Hagopian

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In dreams begin responsibility. -William Butler Yeats

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set? A boa constructor!


What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!


Q: Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter.


People are always gonna talk about you might as well give them something to talk about.


Stop wasting your time on people who don't deserve you.


Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels, get it? ).


I don't believe in gnomes - they are liars!


You have to be really secure to be seen in a car like this.


Golfer: This golf is a funny game. Caddy: It's not supposed to be.


Girls always find things out, they might not say anything right away, but they know.


I don�t want a happy ending in my life, I want to be forever happy without ending.


Knock Knock. Who's there! Caterpillar! Caterpillar who? Caterpillar a few mice for you!


I constantly tell myself "I'm done" but then I find myself trying again.


Treat your girl right, or someone else will.


What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!


Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over.


In early the 16th century Europe, prostitutes were called 'nuns'


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The Phillies once played a complete Major League game in 51 minutes against the Yankees on tember 1919.


Between two and three jockeys are killed each year. That's about how many baseball players have died in its entire professional history.


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