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I’m going to be so real to y’all I don’t know how many more Ticketmaster’s “join waiting room” I have left in me


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Petition for the NHL to start letting players film confessionals in the penalty box like it’s The Real Housewives


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Obsessed with my 70+ old neighbor who takes my packages (to protect from thieves) and then demands a Tony Tax (a cigarette) in order to get them back


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You belong with me. 💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤 Letter on my site :)

taylorswift13's tweet image. You belong with me.
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Letter on my site :)
taylorswift13's tweet image. You belong with me.
💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤

Letter on my site :)
taylorswift13's tweet image. You belong with me.
💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤

Letter on my site :)
taylorswift13's tweet image. You belong with me.
💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤

Letter on my site :)

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I feel like the dark this year is darker than last year. I have absolutely no science to back this up but I feel that it is too dark


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old guy with a heavy brooklyn accent telling his shih tzu puppy ‘whaddya got to bark for. everything you need i buy you. what’s with da barking’


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i don’t want fries i want YOUR fries


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This is how I watch real housewives reunions


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“you’re on the waitlist…but hang tight”


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My brother just moved to a new apartment and his neighbour’s cat keeps barging right in like he owns the place


that is a dinosaur

can't decide if cute or horrifying



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Why am I getting so emotional watching this rescue beaver build a Christmas dam in their house?? It's the best dam I've ever seen 😭😭😭


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I’d 100% be convinced this was a scene from The Office if I’ve never seen it

From BarDown

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When I say “heheheh” this is what I mean

pyperxox's tweet image. When I say “heheheh” this is what I mean

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saying bye to my pre-midnights personality #TSmidnightTS


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*me sitting like a cooked shrimp* why does my back hurt


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noooo because imagine peddling your legs off in the front and then this guy just whiffs past like a pencil

Italian cyclist Michael Guerra uses his knowledge of physics and aerodynamics to adopt a “plank” position and overtake his competitors.



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