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Jei Gaither

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Earthling

I was wondering what Eddie Vedder was up to. #ManInTree


@VZWSupport Was that actually a TAB in your tweet? #BadCoding :)

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You can always choose to be happy but you can't always choose to be happy.


Whoa, just saw a cloud that looked like Abe Lincoln boxing. #CrazyClouds #BadVision #ExhaustionOnAWednesdayNight


@VZWSupport Bought prepaid card from Walmart. Number under scratch strip unreadable. @Walmart had ZERO interest in helping me. Can you?


FWIW @Target, your mobile site is useless on my iPhone. #CantBuyIfNothingLoads And no, I don't want to download your app instead.


I moved back in with my horrible ex-roommates, just so I wouldn't have to wait any longer to get my #ExplodingKittens! #JustKiddingMom


If #BillCosby and #LanceArmstrong were lying the whole time we held them in such high regard, imagine who's lying to YOU. #TellTheTruth


@thegooglecar ... I.e. what can now be done to mitigate even stupid human error? #rearhorn #driverless #safety #IWantADriverlessCar


@thegooglecar Sounds like the autonomous car acted accordingly, but what about rear-facing flashing lights or a rear horn to get attention?


Went to use my @Craftsman cordless drill and saw... Charger sez both batteries are fully charged, but they are DEAD. :( #TimeToUpgrade


WTF?! My #CavemanMinion toy sez "hahaha" instead of "what the fuck." It does sound like he's saying "grab a dick" though. #SwearingMinions


WTF @SleepNumber!? $1,000 to replace my 2 year old mattress cover?!?! #GougeTheConsumer much? Guess I should start writing reviews.


Geez, #Siri, stop being sorry all the time and just answer my questions!


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Here’s what you need to know about Rick Perry: onion.com/1IpDXuT

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@MillerHooks Good point. I vote for Animal.


@MillerHooks Hmmm I don't like that option either. :(


From the state who brought you Dubya, trust us, #RickPerry is NOT the leader you're looking for.


I know there are all kinds of studies that say I shouldn't, but I can't wait to watch #GameofThrones before I go to bed tomorrow night.


Funky clouds in Austin.

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