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God damn I have great taste in music


When in Rome, and there's Acid. What's the move?


Just popped a couple Xanx 11 hrs till I land.


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IT FUCKING RAINED


Love the hot mic's on the PGA


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Somebody once told me “2007 was a great year for California wine” so I drop it anytime I find myself at a fancy dinner and boy oh boy does it play every single time


BILLIONS

BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS Watch our full cinematic exploration of President Donald J. Trump, made with Vic Berger, here: youtu.be/lZKkUyrklpc



Why is it so hard to find a halway decent baguette in Seattle, FUCK!!!


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But actually

elonmusk's tweet image. But actually

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Either going up my nose or on my wrist

Stimulus approved! What you gonna do with your check?



Everytime I'm in a meeting and some asshat says, "In an ideal world I'd/we'd..." I think, well this is 5 minutes of wasted lifetime I'll never get back


Gonna have to shut down all social media apps when the burners get service back next week so I can avoid all their stories about "finding themselves"


Two Oberon lunch is making things real productive


Drinking all night but the plug ain't come yet


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A gentle breeze up on the hill today. Right!?! Crystal

Walter_Kelley's tweet image. A gentle breeze up on the hill today. Right!?! Crystal

"I feel like a piece if fried Perch 🐟🐟🐟


I love being told I'm wrong by community college bitches @objective_lee


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can you imagine being the richest man in the world and still having to wear a name tag so people know who you are

willdefries's tweet image. can you imagine being the richest man in the world and still having to wear a name tag so people know who you are
willdefries's tweet image. can you imagine being the richest man in the world and still having to wear a name tag so people know who you are
willdefries's tweet image. can you imagine being the richest man in the world and still having to wear a name tag so people know who you are

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Saw the craziest rock formation

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