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I are coder; I can brain? Using 'lame' disparagingly is ableist. (he/him/his) #SMQMoves
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Ok, folks, this is going to be my second-to-last tweet; "ran the system so far into the ground that CSAM posted by a major account remained up for days, and screenshots are still up" followed by "Elon personally reinstated the account that posted it" is where I draw the line.
Not to be alarmist but…this is what’s called a six-sigma event, now unfolding in Antarctica. Otherwise known as a once-in-7.5-million-year event. Hang onto your hats. HT @EliotJacobson
If kids in Germany are strong enough to learn about the Holocaust, then kids in Florida should be strong enough to learn about slavery and the Native American genocide. Agree?
Hey @Xfinity how do you like Elon stealing your branding? 🤣
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No one is going to call this place X any more than they call the skyscraper in Chicago the Willis Tower.
I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.
i appreciate elon renaming the app after me but this is honestly overwhelming
if your orders are to drown children, disobey the orders
Exclusive: Officers working for Abbott’s border security initiative have been ordered to push children into the Rio Grande, and have been told not to give water to migrants, according to an email from a DPS trooper who described the actions as “inhumane.” houstonchronicle.com/politics/texas…
As someone so succinctly put it on reddit:
Remote work risks wiping $800 billion from the value of office buildings in major cities worldwide by 2030 as the post-pandemic trend pushes up office vacancy rates and drives down rents, according to a new report cnn.it/3XSbhov
starting to believe the people who were handed a flock of golden-egg-laying geese then decided the best thing would be to eat roast goose every night for years haven't thought things through
Remote work risks wiping $800 billion from the value of office buildings in major cities worldwide by 2030 as the post-pandemic trend pushes up office vacancy rates and drives down rents, according to a new report cnn.it/3XSbhov
When you have to go back to delete your search history and get your phone.
So our microwave just failed in one of the most dangerous ways possible (and yes, the magnetron was on while it was running)!!
I've seen folks tweet that if Jonah Hill wanted a gf who didn't post bathing suit pictures or have guy friends he shouldn't have dated a surfer. But here's the thing: Emotionally abusive & controlling men don't want 'submissive' women, they want to take strong women down a peg
A lot of us worry that being assertive or confident or aware of our talent will make us cruel and dismissive of others, but it doesn't. You can be kind and assertive, kind and confident, kind and talented. Only cruelty makes you cruel.
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