Poppyseed, southern word... Poppyseed smokin them cigarettes he gonna blister yo ass
My entire adult life has been a road of bad relationships, alcohol, soft Taco's and occasional moments of inner lucidity..... Hell yeah
Rose's are grey, violet's are grey everything is grey.... Im Color blind
If I were to go into the adult film world, I'd probably go under the assumed name pelvis restly... Cause it's just fancy sounding
Ive been reading up on mad cow disease, I feel like such an ass.... I didn't even know cow's had feelings...
Why not call him Moby Richard? Course I reckon I'd be a dick too if some freak tried to harpoon me
I farted in the dollar store earlier, four people turned around.... I felt like I was on the voice
You cannot make everyone happy..... Unless you're a taco, Taco's rule
My love life can be compared to a trip on the Hindenburg,sounded good at first! Then it run off with another man,well may be a bit different
Mr President, may I have a moment of your time?..... Yo mama! First and final conversation between Lincoln and booth... History fact.
Edison created the Light bulb, not because he was concerned about every body else, Ol boy was tired of looking at porn by candlelight....
Tomorrow's forecast, 148° with a slight chance of swamp ass and possible thunder storms,Thursday's, will be hot as the gate hinges in hell!
I've had racing turtles for years, never raced em once.... Im a freakin Hippocrate
When life seems to get you down, just remember. You're not the person who has to clean the taco Bell bathrooms :) feel better now!
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