Euni Yutzy
@eunijoyoder
I use Twitter because people on Facebook take everything too seriously and don’t appreciate humor.
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If you’re going to start “living your truth” and let the chips fall where they may, be prepared for others around you to “live their truth” too. I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying that you might discover you enjoy others’ version of “truth” a little less than your own.
Tonight I offered my four year old a choice between dino nuggets and frozen pizza for dinner, and he asked if he could have pork chops or steak and salad instead 😂
I truly don’t understand the tv trope where a couple goes out to eat, has an argument, and the angry one (usually the woman) gets up and leaves just as the food comes out. Hurts me every time. Just how angry do you have to be to leave hot food on the table?
I went digging for something in the junk drawer today and found new screen protectors (I’ve been needing one for ages), refills for our Zevo bug trap (also long overdue), and a new barrel bolt (I’ve been meaning to put one on our attic door cuz kids). It was so satisfying.
Today one of my kids asked me why I was smiling so that was a humbling reality check 😬
My primary entertainment tonight was sitting on my front porch with a glass of wine while reading neighborhood drama on Facebook and gossiping with next door neighbors about said drama. So yes, I’m living my best life as a washed-up middle age suburban housewife.
Sure, Adulting is hard, but sometimes when you clean a pile of old paperwork and bills out of your desk you find the Good Stapler that’s been missing for over a year, and then it’s all worth it.
ISO blunt and non-sappy wall hangings for my home, preferably in cute, sappy font. “Stick around and clean up the mess” is my new favorite relationship advice, but I can’t exactly hang that on my wall, lest guests think I expect them to do the dinner dishes. Then again…🤭
When a book describes the character’s outfit as evidence of their “rough day” and it’s exactly how I dress 90% of the time 🥴
Visited my first ever gym class this morning. Apparently the thing I’ve been calling “exercise” is something gym people refer to as “warming up.”
Can someone explain why the hell every single place for children opens at 10 or even 11 am??? Like I have been up since 5:15. I have lived five lives and made two meals by TEN AM.
Christians must live in the tension of saying both: "Thank You, Veterans." and "There is an absolute and unreconcilable contradiction between the making of war and the teachings of Jesus."
Sometimes people claim sarcasm like it’s a cute personality trait when they actually just like being mean without accountability.
Hopefully no one ever sends me an important message at the end of a video snap of their kids because i would probably definitely miss it 😬
I think I’m getting old because I now constantly feel the urge to talk about the traffic.
Pushing “brew” on the coffee pot is basically just a cue to my kids to start melting down simultaneously.
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